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Step into the past with this incredible Bluetones miniature tequila bottle, an authentic piece from their iconic aftershow party at Shepherds Bush Empire in London. In March 1998, The Bluetones gathered to celebrate another sold-out gig, but instead of the usual festivities, they used the opportunity to indulge in a secret after-party. This tiny, unsealed tequila bottle was part of the exclusive event, and now it's up for grabs.

Measuring just inches long, this miniature bottle is perfect for adding a touch of nostalgic flair to any room. And that's not all - there's an uncanny 'worm' present within its confines! This unexpected surprise adds an air of whimsy to what would otherwise be an ordinary tequila bottle. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail and designed to impress, this Bluetones miniature will become the talk of the town.

Perfect for fans of Britpop and those looking for a unique conversation starter, this small but mighty piece is sure to spark excitement. With its impressive scale model Lego figure serving as a visual aid, you can appreciate the intricacies of this tiny masterpiece up close.