A 1976 official programme from the Kent Cup Races at Brands Hatch — pure vintage motorsport energy, complete with stern warnings about not crossing the track and a rider on the front who looks like he’s late for absolutely everything. It’s the kind of item that smells faintly of petrol, damp grass, and someone shouting “HE’S COMING ROUND AGAIN!” from behind a flimsy barrier. Perfect for collectors of racing memorabilia or anyone who enjoys paperwork from a time when helmets were optional and moustaches were mandatory. Benji inspected it, decided motorcycles are too loud, and flicked her tail in judgement.